Once upon a time, there was a black man named Eddie Murphy. He was a comedian and he jumped off a cliff and died. His mother was very sad so she strangled herself to death. There were no survivors.
But this story is a bout a whale named Robert who liked to climb trees in his spare time. One day he climbed the Greatest Tree in the Forest and he met a magical man at the top who wouild grant him three wishes. First, Robert wished for diamonds. The man made a ten-thousand pound diamond fall from the sky. It split Robert, the tree, the ground, and the core of the earth In half. Robby was, to say the least, pretty dead. He wasn’t entirely dead because he was just almost dead which is different.
His second wish was for the old man to, quote unquote, “go to hell”. The old man went directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. “Oh goody!” said the constable. “ I do believe that means I have won!” The constable’s wife was very upset. This was her seventeenth time in a row losing Whales and Old People Monopoly , and she was fed up. She divorced the constable and left to go marry her brother. This is in medieval England, you know.
Anyway, Then the President signed the Monroe Doctrine forbidding anyone not wearing a strand of garlic to fight vampires. Then there was a book called Twilight which some people called “The Most Important Book in the World(Even more than the Bible)”. However, there was a man with a plan. His name…was Jesus.
Jesus’s plan was to destroy every copy of Twilight in the world so that the Bible would once again be the only book in many households instead of just Twilight. Jesus gathered all of the flamethrowers, hillbillies, and doctors he could and they set out to burn every copy of Twilight they could. And they would have gotten away with it too, but one boy got in their way…he was…The Boy who Lived…to read Twilight.
But this story is a bout a whale named Robert who liked to climb trees in his spare time. One day he climbed the Greatest Tree in the Forest and he met a magical man at the top who wouild grant him three wishes. First, Robert wished for diamonds. The man made a ten-thousand pound diamond fall from the sky. It split Robert, the tree, the ground, and the core of the earth In half. Robby was, to say the least, pretty dead. He wasn’t entirely dead because he was just almost dead which is different.
His second wish was for the old man to, quote unquote, “go to hell”. The old man went directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. “Oh goody!” said the constable. “ I do believe that means I have won!” The constable’s wife was very upset. This was her seventeenth time in a row losing Whales and Old People Monopoly , and she was fed up. She divorced the constable and left to go marry her brother. This is in medieval England, you know.
Anyway, Then the President signed the Monroe Doctrine forbidding anyone not wearing a strand of garlic to fight vampires. Then there was a book called Twilight which some people called “The Most Important Book in the World(Even more than the Bible)”. However, there was a man with a plan. His name…was Jesus.
Jesus’s plan was to destroy every copy of Twilight in the world so that the Bible would once again be the only book in many households instead of just Twilight. Jesus gathered all of the flamethrowers, hillbillies, and doctors he could and they set out to burn every copy of Twilight they could. And they would have gotten away with it too, but one boy got in their way…he was…The Boy who Lived…to read Twilight.